Green Goblin - Spider-Man Retro Marvel 6-Inch Action Figure
BREAKING NEWS: CLASSIC MENACE RETURNS TO TOY SHELVES! PARKER!
Put down that camera and listen up! I've got the scoop of the century, and it's about that cackling creep, the Green Goblin! Hasbro's bringing back this web-head's archnemesis in a way that'll make every collector's wallet jump right out of their pocket!
This 6-inch Marvel Legends Green Goblin figure isn't just any ordinary piece of plastic – it's a time machine straight back to the golden age of Toy Biz! And let me tell you something, I've seen my share of action figures in this town, but this one? This one's got PRESENCE! What's that? You want details?
I'LL GIVE YOU DETAILS! This maniacal masterpiece comes with TWO head sculpts – including Norman Osborn's smug mug! You get that signature glider that's terrorized Spider-Man for decades! A pumpkin bomb that looks like it rolled straight out of the 90s comics!
The articulation?
MORE JOINTS THAN A SPIDER HAS LEGS! And the packaging? *slams fist on desk* It's that classic cardback design that'll make veteran collectors weep with joy! The colors are so vibrant, they'll burn your retinas worse than the Daily Bugle's printing press!
SPECIFICATIONS (AND I WANT THESE FACTS TRIPLE-CHECKED!) Manufacturer: Hasbro (they know what they're doing, I'll give them that) Scale: 6 inches of pure villainous vinyl Collection: Marvel Legends (the premium stuff, not that bargain bin nonsense) Age Rating: 4+ (but we all know who's REALLY buying these)
Dimensions:
Package Height: 11 inches (27.94 cm)
Width: 1.50 inches (3.81 cm)
Length: 8.25 inches (20.96 cm)
Weight: Light as a feather at 0.40 lb
UPC: 5010993715497 (memorize it, you'll need it!)
FINAL EDITION EDITORIAL: Listen up, collectors! This isn't just another toy – this is HISTORY in plastic form! Whether you're a veteran collector longing for the good old days or a newcomer looking to start your villains gallery right, this Green Goblin figure is mandatory merchandise! Now, what are you waiting for? An invitation from Spider-Man himself?
GET TO GO FIGMENT AND ORDER THIS FIGURE BEFORE IT VANISHES FASTER THAN PARKER DURING A SUPERVILLAIN ATTACK! J. Jonah Jameson is a paid consultant for Go Figment and definitely not biased against Spider-Man in any way, shape, or form. Maybe.
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