Spiderman Marvel Legends Maximum Series 6 inch Action Figure
 
Listen up, you web-heads and Spider-Man sympathizers! Great, just what we need - another Spider-Man toy cluttering up our city! As if that wall-crawling menace wasn't already everywhere, now Hasbro's gone and made a 6-inch action figure of him. And they have the audacity to call it "Marvel Legends Maximum Series"! Maximum nuisance, if you ask me!
 
But I suppose, if you're one of those misguided souls who actually likes that masked vigilante, you might want to know about this... thing.
 
So here's the lowdown, straight from the desk of J. Jonah Jameson: It's 6 inches tall, just like the real Spider-Man is short on common sense Comes with a whopping 20 accessories - because apparently, one Spider-Man isn't annoying enough!
 
-Includes an unmasked Peter Parker head - as if we needed to see more of that punk's face
-Has a "Spidey-sense" head with some ridiculous "tingle effect" - probably senses when there's property damage to cause
-Multiple hands in various poses - for maximum web-slinging mayhem, no doubt
-Two web lines over 9 inches long - perfect for tangling up innocent bystanders
 
Now, I hate to admit it, but... grumble... the craftsmanship on this figure is annoyingly impressive. The likeness to that web-slinger is uncanny, and the articulation is... well, it's not terrible. And I suppose the quality is... acceptable. But don't you dare tell anyone I said that! If you're dead set on wasting your hard-earned money on this Spider-Menace memorabilia, you can find it at GoFigment.com.
 
But don't come crying to me when it starts swinging from your chandeliers and leaving fake web fluid all over your furniture! And remember, just because you can pose this figure doesn't mean the real Spider-Man is anything but a masked marauder! Now get out of my office, I've got a newspaper to run!
 
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