WIM At Attin (Skeleton Crew) ✨Star Wars The Black Series 6" Scale Action Figure
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📏1/12 Scale / 6" Scale
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The Black Series: A Legacy of Quality
Part of the esteemed Black Series line, this figure exemplifies the quality and realism that Star Wars devotees have come to expect. It's not just a toy; it's a piece of Star Wars history:
- Company:Hasbro
- Theme:Star Wars
- Product Type:Action Figures
- Character:Fern
- Collection:Star Wars: The Black Series
- Age:4 +
- Country of Origin:China
- Packaging Height:2 inches (5.08 cm)
- Packaging Width:5 inches (12.70 cm)
- Packaging Length:9 inches (22.86 cm)
- Weight:0.350 lb
Character Description:
Oh my! Allow me, C-3PO, human-cyborg relations, to regale you with a most *distressing* tale of youthful misadventure! It's enough to short-circuit my circuits, I must say!
In the early days of the New Republic Era - precisely 9 ABY, if my databanks serve me correctly - there lived a human youngling called Wim. Now, I'm quite familiar with the customs of human child-rearing, having served many illustrious families across the galaxy. But I must say, the freedom afforded to this particular child was most alarming!
Wim resided on a planet - the name of which escapes my memory banks at the moment, how dreadful - with their father, Wendle. Now, one would hope a parent would keep a watchful eye on their offspring, especially in these uncertain times. But alas! Young Wim, along with their best friend Neel and two other children - KB and Fern - managed to stumble upon an old starship buried in the woods outside their city!
Great maker! Don't they teach younglings about the dangers of unidentified spacecraft these days? It's rule 27B-6 in the Galactic Safety Guidelines for Sentient Beings, right after "Don't pet an angry Wookiee"!
But I digress. These impetuous young ones, in clear violation of at least seventeen space travel regulations, accidentally activated the ship! Oh, the recklessness! The sheer disregard for proper starship etiquette! Before you could say "bantha poodoo", they found themselves lost in the vast expanse of space!
Now, if there's one thing I've learned in my years of service, it's that space is no place for the unprepared. Why, I remember the time Master Luke... but that's a story for another day.
In a turn of events that can only be described as providential, these wayward children forged an alliance with the ship's droid, SM-33. While I'm certain SM-33's programming is nowhere near as sophisticated as my own, I do hope it had the good sense to lecture those younglings on proper droid-human interaction protocols!
But wait, there's more! As if being lost in space wasn't perilous enough, they also encountered a Force-sensitive individual called Jod Na Nawood. Now, in my extensive experience with Force-users, I can assure you they often lead to the most hair-raising adventures. Not that I have hair, of course, but you understand my meaning.
To make matters worse, a crew of pirates was pursuing them! Oh, the indignity! The danger! It's enough to make my golden plating tarnish with worry!
I can only hope that these children managed to find their way home safely, preferably after a thorough education in galactic navigation, ship maintenance, and the proper procedures for encountering unknown entities in space. Perhaps a crash course in diplomatic relations wouldn't go amiss either, especially when dealing with pirates!
Oh dear, oh dear. Such tales of youthful misadventure make me grateful for my programming. At least droids have the good sense to stay put unless instructed otherwise by their rightful masters!
May the Force be with those younglings. They're certainly going to need it!